You forgot one...
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT = greetings my good friend
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Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George,
Thu 6 May 2010, 17:57,
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mmmm...
breaks the easy two-sylable rule though? "YOOOOO - CAAAAAAAAAAANT!" maybe?
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?,
Thu 6 May 2010, 18:11,
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