Could be worse, might be freshly woven from Pat Butcher's nether area.
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Tup,
Fri 7 May 2010, 23:39,
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She doesn't have any hair on her nether area.
You can tell, it's the bit she's always talking out of.
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam,
Fri 7 May 2010, 23:47,
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