What if you deliberately cut off the end of your finger..just so you can say you are Ross Kemp?..What if you shave your head, and smirk exactly like him?...What if.. you hide in the bushes outside his house and masturbate profusely whenever he walks past.. or have all 4 of your bedroom walls covered in pictures of the Kempster..and kiss them goodnight.. *coughs*..thats not to excessive is it?
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