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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I appear to be Ross Kemp
edit: CHEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# No, *I'm* Ross Kemp!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I'm Ross Kemp
and so is my wife!

/life-of-brian.blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *stands up*
I AM ROSS KEMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Ah, yes - that's as may be, but
What about your wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# she's Steve McFadden
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# deep down
aren't we all really Ross Kemp?
hmm? hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# look deeper.
d-e-e-p-e-r
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I am not Ross Kemp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# That's exactly what the real Ross Kemp would say
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I'm both not Ross Kemp and not NOT Ross Kemp.
And therefore I'm quite confused.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Who are you? You weird fingered freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I think I am everyone in the world.
Including and not including Ross Kemp.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Take the test again, just to be sure....
just to be sure....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Well I'm glad this is cleared up.
(Cheddar George, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Do you live in Cheddar?
Wookey Hole pwns Cheddar Gorge, trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Frome FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Yeovil for the ultimate loss.
I remember in 1989 we went shopping for about six hours in the Quedam, came home. BOOM. Hillsborough disaster.

It was a harrowing day.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# No. Just a really rubbish pun.
(Cheddar George, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Fair enough.
It's a notorious suicide hotspot, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# The gorge, I mean.
Not just Cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I don't know if I'm him or not
I must be Nick Clegg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Do people agree with you a lot?
(Cheddar George, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I am not Ross Kemp
However, On the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I have had 3 finger in Ross Kemp...
...what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# some lovely handwash
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Isn't this a test for gayitude?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# No. It's a test for Ross Kempitude.
There may be similar tests available.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Testosterone exposure or something
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Are you suggesting that Ross Kemp is gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I am not Ross Kemp
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I am not Ross Kemp, and neither is my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Bugger.
Edit: Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# it was a sneaky one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I'm not Ross Kemp and neither is my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# *passes mind-mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Really?
*sobs*


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I feel bad now. We can still play - but you're not allowed back in my sandpit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
sandpit wankpit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# It's more of a dungeon.
A dungeon under the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# what happens if my ring finger is shorter than my index finger?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Yooou're a laaaaaady! Or a man. I forget.
I also forge.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Oh I wondered what the blood on my leg was...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Same here
I think this is actually the norm. Worried about the original poster now.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# The trend is for women to have a longer index and men to have a longer ring finger.
grannygeek.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ndexfinger.jpg

^conclusive proof you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Ahh, better inform the missus tonight... she won't be best pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Maybe she'll like it up the shitter
^ I can't believe I just typed that. I don't know you, or your missus. You're probably very nice people. I am so very sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I can't believe you beat me to it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Especially as I typed more.
The advantages of long fingers I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# You cur!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Give her a farewell bumming before telling her.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Her fingers may indicate that she's a homosexual male. Be alarmed!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# so Ross Kemp is a bisexual schizophrenic woman doctor?
It all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# that is the norm
if you're from norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# But to be fair they have 6 or 7 fingers on each hand
so it can be a bit confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# you have a smaller than average penis
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Apparently it's not.
But that remains to be independently verified.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Still not found a lady to ravage?
Surely there's at least ONE Aussie math nerd girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# There's three in my office.
Something tells me it won't end well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# THREE.
That's three chances to fuck up and feel worthless and lonely. Three chances to put your weewee in one of their girly purses though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I'm thinking of starting with the portly one.
As it's the lowest probability of rejection. The complement of course being the biggest feeling of worthlessness and loneliness.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# gaz me a pic, I'll verify it for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# alright.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# YEAAAAAAAH
*prides*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# What if you deliberately cut off the end of your finger..just so you can say you are Ross Kemp?
..What if you shave your head, and smirk exactly like him?...What if.. you hide in the bushes outside his house and masturbate profusely whenever he walks past.. or have all 4 of your bedroom walls covered in pictures of the Kempster..and kiss them goodnight.. *coughs*..thats not to excessive is it?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:20, archived)