
is an excruciatingly ugly lady's appearance can be rescued if she keeps her enormous hairy breasts on display at all times?
Seems reasonable.
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Sat 15 May 2010, 23:03,
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Seems reasonable.

the nipples on dispaly thing is a "tip of the hat" to some newspaper that basically did this as fact (ignoring the fact that if there's no tits on display, then they're no longer attractive) as a result of some bullshit PR a few years ago. Attributed to "crazed boffins" no doubt.
www.badscience.net/2008/12/transparent-excuse-for-printing-a-nice-pair-of-hooters/
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Sat 15 May 2010, 23:07,
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www.badscience.net/2008/12/transparent-excuse-for-printing-a-nice-pair-of-hooters/