Yep,
and I shall be in Scotland, home of thistles, overly hairy cows and men in skirts.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:29,
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No,
that's the home of The Paisley Malicia.
Hoards of old folks roam the streets at night dealing out swift and final justice to anyone found having fun.
Think of Judge Dredd with a Zimmer frame.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:36,
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