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# My nan would always get her legs out at family dos.
Mad cockney granny.

Massive red bloomers.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Think my
nan has a spare set of legs. She gets about a bit she does.

Smashed her car into a tree and when da pooleese turned up she was sitting beside the car eating a picnic and drinking G+T.

"The police were very nice, although they made me take one of those breath test things".
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)
# My nan refuses to drive.
She simply hates the general public.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)