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# opinion wanted
I'm bored with the tepid, comedy Clinton Card calibre of e-cards I've seen/ used recently. Do any b3tans make e-card sites at all? Or know of a decent, funny e-card site?
(Uber Schlaff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)
# .
www.areyoudumb.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)
# ??? (?)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)
# ??(?)??!??
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)
# ??? (??[???]???/?) ?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Out of cheese error
Redo from start
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)
# dead rat?
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Try
www.moonpig.co.uk

I use them a lot - upload £20 credit and they add a tenner. Not bad.

[edit]Oh, you meant E-cards, sorry. Moonpig are real cards you create online and they send to you/your loved one.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)
# E-cards??!!
Are you bedridden and dying of the AIDS or something? My nan sends e-cards, and she's off her head.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)
# That's what nans are for.
My gran still calls me greggie weggie.

She's loaded tho, so I dont mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)
# My gran calls me cunty.
She is loaded too, but is in the final stages of syphilis and thinks everyone is trying to poison her. And she'd be right.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)
# i'd love to be a nan
so i could say "that's nice dear" to everyone all the time.

my nans are no more alas. although one did look an awful lot like the queen...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Well...
...why don't you throw a goddamn penny in the fountain and make a goddamn wish and maybe it'll come true!

:oO
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)
# funny chap
i could be a nan, but i fail on the most important criteria...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)
# You're bald
and can't wear hair nets?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)
# i don't like mint imperials
and i don't know what an anti-macassar is
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Its the opposite
of a macassar!

Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)
# HA!
You can't fingerknit, CAN YOU?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Thats very rude.
Anyway, I'm off.

Laters.

20 mins to make HMV want to have my babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)
# that's not something i expected anyone to say today
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)
# hehe
Nans are fuggin loons.

Mine famously said once, when we accused her of drinking to much
"I did NOT have tonic!"

She was pissed and this was at 10:20 am :)

Loon, total loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)
# My nan would always get her legs out at family dos.
Mad cockney granny.

Massive red bloomers.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Think my
nan has a spare set of legs. She gets about a bit she does.

Smashed her car into a tree and when da pooleese turned up she was sitting beside the car eating a picnic and drinking G+T.

"The police were very nice, although they made me take one of those breath test things".
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)
# My nan refuses to drive.
She simply hates the general public.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)
# it's
to someone who is curently 'somewhere' in America. Have only sent them when being a lazy tit. Or to people who don't deserve a real card.
(Uber Schlaff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)
# .
www.moonpig.co.uk


ooops me too, e cards www.haroldsplanet.co.uk
(my knee hurts, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)
#
I quite like these ones
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Though I don't know how she'd feel about it
I'd highly recommend missings Baloon Head people as a decent source for e-card pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)