How many fish can you fit in a pair of tights?
Two soles, a couple of eels and a wet plaice.
EDIT: It join the b&wagon...

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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 23 May 2010, 19:10,
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Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think we care.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sun 23 May 2010, 19:21,
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that is a self-defeatist statement.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 23 May 2010, 19:23,
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Yes.
That's the beauty of it.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sun 23 May 2010, 19:54,
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