Hahahaha so true. My finances are a bit of a mess too - but nothing that £500,000 wouldn't sort out.
I can introduce you to my mate, who once served Ian Botham a sandwich - who's interested?
Have this from the weekend, since it's so bloody miserable outside:

CFB
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 24 May 2010, 11:04,
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...and all is well with the world.
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twattybanjo,
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