
I don't claim credit for this one, it was by a friend named Gorfy.
Anyway, take one bored person in McDonalds, faced with this item:

Give them a few minutes of nothing to do, and we have this wonderful specimen:

Her name is Vaginia and she is Gorfy's daughter.
Edit: oh, and to get the lumpy face look we had to run over it a few times with a car.
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Anyway, take one bored person in McDonalds, faced with this item:

Give them a few minutes of nothing to do, and we have this wonderful specimen:

Her name is Vaginia and she is Gorfy's daughter.
Edit: oh, and to get the lumpy face look we had to run over it a few times with a car.