There's a pregnant woman at my work
who smokes outside the canteen.
I hate her, but can't bring myself to say anything to a stranger.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:23,
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Just punch her.
Or push her down some stairs.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:50,
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