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# kitchen roll?
tissues?

ummmmmmmm don't try a glossy magazine...

and news print means you can read the days headlines off your arse for ages...
(pussycat, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)
# You
are very clever. I hadn't thought about paper towels. My roommate is gone (FINALLY) and I can use hers... Muhahahahaha! I have a plan!
Thanks, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)
# no problem
can't have you getting raped for bog roll can we
(pussycat, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)
# if
you scrunch them up into a ball then undo them them they go softer , therefore slightly better for your botty
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)
# what? roomates?
?
(pussycat, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)
# you
mean you haven't?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)
# hmmmmm - no
a- i dont have any roomates
b- don't want em near my botty, especialy if i have to adjust them to make it less painfull

?
(pussycat, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)