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# i'm going to hire ex boyfriends
and people i don't like to be life-sized garden gnomes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I shall have midgets with trays full of jugs of ale and glasses of champagne on their heads wandering about at all times
Sort of like peacocks, only not as screechy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# this is a good plan
peacocks are very screechy. i shall buy a guard python
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# And call it Terry?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# no, george
i call most things george, including the triffid-esque plant growing outside my front door
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# So you can wuv him an stwoke him and he can be your fwend!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# possibly
i do like snakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Without you and your wonderful philanthropic ways, Vaggy,
all the midgets in the world would be forced to work in the porn industry.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# This is the problem
If people would just start giving me huge amounts of money, then I could save midgets from lives of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# you're such a philanthropist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I do not - I hate stamps!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# philately will get you nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)