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# I haz a bamboo (boo, boo repeat to fade)

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Your winky is sad :(
Can't you find a nice lady* to cheer it up?
*or man, we are after all modern open minded people here.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# That winky is sad, 'tis true, but mine isn't
I got my Jimmy waxed *every day* last week.

*puts down NJC quote book*

Edit. With a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# 0_0
you can have TOO much of a good thing!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Bollocks - I think money's great
And I can't possibly imagine having too much of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# ha ha
It always tends to fall down on that one....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# indeed
when i am rich* i shall install an amusement arcade in the east wing of my mansion, where i shall spend at least an hour a day enjoying the flashy lights and fruit machines.


*hey, it could happen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I'm going to hire people at random
So that I can fire them later over something absolutely pathetic, just to see the look on their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# i'm going to hire ex boyfriends
and people i don't like to be life-sized garden gnomes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I shall have midgets with trays full of jugs of ale and glasses of champagne on their heads wandering about at all times
Sort of like peacocks, only not as screechy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# this is a good plan
peacocks are very screechy. i shall buy a guard python
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# And call it Terry?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# no, george
i call most things george, including the triffid-esque plant growing outside my front door
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# So you can wuv him an stwoke him and he can be your fwend!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# possibly
i do like snakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Without you and your wonderful philanthropic ways, Vaggy,
all the midgets in the world would be forced to work in the porn industry.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# This is the problem
If people would just start giving me huge amounts of money, then I could save midgets from lives of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# you're such a philanthropist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I do not - I hate stamps!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# philately will get you nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# tis sad cos it just got shoved up some boys arse!
(waxdart hello., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# i'm not surprised he's crying
what with those russet pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# The wrong shade of magenta is bad enough, BUT RANGA PUBES?
This cock is a 2/10.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# How can numerous blurry shades be the wrong shade?
*crosses k3boob off christmas card list*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Cock?
It's a little slathering alien, crawling on his many legs!

I think you just see what you want to see, k3.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Oh you're just pissy because you have sand in your vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Ranga?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ranga
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha Fanta Pants
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# This^^^^
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# awww
also - what has crazy Dutch Inventor Mediocre done now?!
b3ta.com/links/The_very_definition_of_un_PC
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Dear lord...
That's...

Nope. Stumped.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You've seen how they celebrate Christmas, right?
But this, this... Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# is it just me, or is that a little bit questionable?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Nah, that's not The Dutch Inventor Mediocre's style.
He has been a little less offensive since he started world war II.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# 3/3

well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I'll just dump this here - zac goldsmug
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# It has a nice healthy glow to it.
Has it been eating Ready-Brek?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Reddy Cok
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)