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# one of my friends from school had an alter-ego
called John Menzies bag man

he had a John Menzies bag on his head

it was great at parties
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Yes, he sounds like a riot

(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# He's a deeply odd, extremely bi-polar fellow
He's written a book which arrived this morning from Lulu called "Essays on MartiaI Arts and Meditation"

Flicked through it on the shitter, it looks utterly hilarious. Sample advice: "If you're attacked by 35 thugs, hit the biggest one as hard as you can then stare at the second biggest one."
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)