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# Don't leave the children next to the fox
it's the third rule of parenting
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# What are the first two?
I think I'm doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# 1. get them to poop in the toilet
2. make sure they can clean themselves
3. don't put the kids next to the fox
4. give them carrots and mash
5. get a miniature bed or some pillows
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# oh dear
I am a terrible parent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# 6. Every parent is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Phew!
Thanks Dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)