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# what smugmatching algorithm did you use?
hehe - bloody white wine and croissant louts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# we tried to recreate smug at my wedding
cos I was looking extremely smug
but we couldn't find a croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# this
We wanted to start our own meme.

"I coulda been a contender"

EDIT: Just to clarify - in that I was going to photograph Joe - NOT that I married him. That would be gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# that's what I aspire to be.
I once new a really posh girl who described her activity on a Saturday night as "Getting - oh my god - totally hat-racked".

She was well fit, though, so I pandered to her instead of punching her fucking lights out repeatedly for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# ended in tears tho
right?
(I helped save b3ta! libertinelynch this is not my Board Sig, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Of course.
I hate to use lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# that's what tears are for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# *something about tears and tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)