I once knew a man who had small green leafy lumps all over his body.
He went to doctor and doctor's first question was 'Have you been with a 'woman of the night'?
Yes, said the fella.
'Thought so' said the doc, 'those are brothel sprouts'.
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Flash_Bastard,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 21:51,
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