Too many dicks in your arse makes you forget what your poo is for
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:51,
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I had an argument with the power company about how much my bill was, and I completely lost the argument by saying that I had a poo.
Ttssattsr,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:55,
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doing a poo costs about $12 per day when doing a wee is only a few cents.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:57,
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Man, one time I was in hospital and I needed a pee bottle. It was awesome.The only reason I didn't get one for home is that I haven't given up on life.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:59,
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Real men have an office-pee-bottle.Are you not real men?
( Ttssattsr,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:01,
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If you still sold wine, I'd make a joke about the wine you sell being piss. Ttssattsr,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:01,
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I work for a different wine company now.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:02,
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You wine is pissy and your customers don't mention it because they're sad and unfulfilled. Ttssattsr,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:03,
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They buy the wine because they're sad and unfulfilled. They don't mention it because we sack them as customers.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:04,
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Seriously though, the day I decide that I'm not going to do anything else with my lifethere will be bottles of cold piss ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:03,
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