I've got one already, thanks.Ok, so maybe 'profound' is pushing it.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:48,
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Maybe for Christmas? to please the little'uns?It only comes once a year, y'know.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:55,
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A-ha! Yes, come and scar my children, please.Can I get a bulk discount? You could do next door's dog while you're here?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:57,
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£29.99 the lot.As for the dog, it's free. And a pleasure. You wouldn't want to watch it.
And, as the neighbour of a dog owner, you won't be able to watch it, cos I'd have already fed your eyes to the rats by that stage.
So everybody wins.
Visa or Mastercard.
(spot the ninja edit)
(And, as the neighbour of a dog owner, you won't be able to watch it, cos I'd have already fed your eyes to the rats by that stage.
So everybody wins.
Visa or Mastercard.
(spot the ninja edit)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:07,
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But, but, my eyes!It took me ages to build up that collection!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:39,
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hahahahawatch and pay as I pop 'em, one by one, into the rats' hungry, gaping gobs.
And gouge yr face once more, for good measure, as I start humiliating the corpses.
All part of the service. We are, after all, professionals.
(And gouge yr face once more, for good measure, as I start humiliating the corpses.
All part of the service. We are, after all, professionals.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:45,
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