Bangers, originally, but the distortion factor made them somewhat ambiguous.
Any of your choices fit their current appearance..
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 20 Jun 2010, 23:24,
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Vicious claws made out of turd are quite a good idea, though.
*fights arch-enemy with fists made entirely of shit*
*dab*
*dab*
*dab*
etc
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Jun 2010, 23:37,
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