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Muppethawks

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Laters.

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The ice is gonna break.

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You say you want your freedom.

(Wed 7th Oct 2020, 11:02, More)

We asked 100 people to name something this Government would blame a No Deal Brexit on. You said "themselves". Our survey said...

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Flexi-Law.

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Taste the force.

(Wed 2nd Sep 2020, 8:27, More)

(Tue 25th Aug 2020, 15:04, More)

😐

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They never stopped.

(Tue 11th Aug 2020, 17:06, More)

From the dim and distant past.

(Mon 3rd Aug 2020, 12:45, More)

Boh!

(Wed 29th Jul 2020, 14:23, More)

CHEW. BLOW. REPEAT.

(Mon 27th Jul 2020, 17:13, More)

I'm sure she'll be fine.

(Thu 2nd Jul 2020, 15:38, More)

OK. You've gone 50/50, so let's take two wrong answers away...

(Sat 27th Jun 2020, 9:39, More)

It's art, darling.

(Tue 23rd Jun 2020, 12:27, More)

(Sun 21st Jun 2020, 13:00, More)

Next wave's gonna be gnarly.

(Wed 3rd Jun 2020, 16:05, More)

Shut up, plebs.

(Sun 24th May 2020, 14:01, More)

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Time for a new hiding place.

(Wed 20th May 2020, 12:50, More)

Manic Martin

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(Wed 18th Mar 2020, 13:07, More)

Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future, if I were to fail to live up to my responsibilities?

(Tue 17th Mar 2020, 10:42, More)

I didn't go into Burger King.

(Sun 15th Mar 2020, 19:26, More)

(Fri 13th Mar 2020, 12:25, More)

He's a natural.

(Thu 12th Mar 2020, 21:03, More)

It's....

(Tue 28th Jan 2020, 10:00, More)

The One Where They Resort To Cannibalism

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(Wed 11th Dec 2019, 12:27, More)

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(Mon 14th Oct 2019, 14:27, More)

Cause when the fingers point... whoah-oh... it's too much to take.

(Wed 9th Oct 2019, 11:41, More)

Don't Fight It, Reel It.

(Mon 7th Oct 2019, 20:34, More)

Abbey Rod

(Sun 6th Oct 2019, 19:24, More)

Sgt. Zander's Lonely Carps Chub Band

(Sun 6th Oct 2019, 11:32, More)

Untitled Aide Game.

(Wed 2nd Oct 2019, 11:47, More)

🕷

(Tue 24th Sep 2019, 18:27, More)

*makes Peanuts teacher noises*

(Tue 10th Sep 2019, 18:43, More)

Features the hit song 'Worse Than Hitler'.

(Mon 9th Sep 2019, 11:26, More)

With thanks to Bethany Black for the inspiration
(Sun 8th Sep 2019, 14:17, More)

Confirmation.

(Thu 5th Sep 2019, 11:16, More)

You make me fuzzy, Miss Luzzie.

(Wed 4th Sep 2019, 12:39, More)

Let the children use it.

(Tue 3rd Sep 2019, 11:43, More)

Gonna need another vote.

(Wed 28th Aug 2019, 12:55, More)

(Wed 21st Aug 2019, 19:08, More)

The Black Swan is on the next page.

(Sun 18th Aug 2019, 13:55, More)

Ceiling Branson is watching you masturbate.

(Tue 13th Aug 2019, 8:15, More)

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(Fri 2nd Aug 2019, 15:06, More)

And the bullet that was planted in my brain still remains.

(Wed 24th Jul 2019, 11:09, More)

Hot and salty chaos.

(Tue 23rd Jul 2019, 11:49, More)

This is the long distance scrawl.

(Sun 21st Jul 2019, 19:17, More)

Painthawks


Click for bigger (370 kb)

(Sat 29th Jun 2019, 18:12, More)

Still playing.

(Wed 19th Jun 2019, 12:48, More)

We're ruled by effete arseholes.

(Sat 8th Jun 2019, 18:37, More)

8D

(Sat 8th Jun 2019, 11:08, More)

(Fri 7th Jun 2019, 2:41, More)

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.

(Wed 5th Jun 2019, 18:44, More)

Room 237 (Slight Return)

(Mon 3rd Jun 2019, 10:31, More)

(Thu 30th May 2019, 13:10, More)

He'll tear your Roule apart.

Yeah, yeah. It was used as a weapon in the 3rd one.
(Tue 28th May 2019, 12:59, More)

Adios.

(Fri 24th May 2019, 13:04, More)

Shake on it.

(Mon 20th May 2019, 20:50, More)

(Sun 19th May 2019, 14:09, More)

Toxic.

(Sat 18th May 2019, 19:34, More)

(Thu 16th May 2019, 21:03, More)

Noot-Noot (Start The Dance)

(Thu 2nd May 2019, 18:23, More)

Last of The Abbey Wine.

(Tue 30th Apr 2019, 11:06, More)

(Mon 18th Mar 2019, 13:19, More)

Killing me won't bring your bendy bananas back!

(Mon 18th Mar 2019, 13:15, More)

8D

(Mon 18th Feb 2019, 15:23, More)

The Fool on The Hill.

(Sun 3rd Feb 2019, 15:03, More)

Help me, Ob-La-Di Kenobi. You're my only hope.

(Sat 2nd Feb 2019, 19:33, More)

"Let me be clear..."

(Tue 22nd Jan 2019, 17:17, More)

He's fine!

(Thu 17th Jan 2019, 19:33, More)

Don't scratch it, you mug.

(Wed 16th Jan 2019, 18:46, More)

>BOLLOCKS

(Sun 13th Jan 2019, 13:51, More)

Melangies B and C.

(Mon 7th Jan 2019, 13:31, More)

His dinner... is in the oven!

(Sat 5th Jan 2019, 13:44, More)

It's my turn to operate!

(Sat 29th Dec 2018, 14:44, More)

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt.

(Thu 13th Dec 2018, 12:35, More)

Chaos. Crispy, delicious, chaos.

(Wed 12th Dec 2018, 13:02, More)

The man is nefarious.

(Tue 11th Dec 2018, 23:21, More)

(Wed 5th Dec 2018, 11:52, More)

Relive all the classics.

(Thu 29th Nov 2018, 13:23, More)

And slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us.

(Mon 26th Nov 2018, 16:19, More)

Gallifreyan Gothic


Happy 55th Birthday, Doc.
(Fri 23rd Nov 2018, 16:45, More)

Lighthawks

(Fri 23rd Nov 2018, 13:28, More)

In Space No One Can Hear The Scream

(Fri 23rd Nov 2018, 13:26, More)

By the dawn's early light...

(Wed 7th Nov 2018, 8:34, More)

It's eight quid she'll never get back.

(Sun 30th Sep 2018, 16:40, More)

Here comes the pain again.

(Wed 22nd Aug 2018, 22:05, More)

Let's float down to Peru.

(Sun 19th Aug 2018, 21:25, More)

Choose razor-edged bowler hats...

(Thu 15th Mar 2018, 18:46, More)

Sumer is icumen in.

(Sat 10th Mar 2018, 15:53, More)

We all sell out every day, might as well be on the winning team.

(Thu 8th Mar 2018, 13:49, More)

In honour of Rik Mayall's 60th & the recent Ready Player One mashups.

(Wed 7th Mar 2018, 16:56, More)

My life fades. The vision dims...

(Tue 20th Feb 2018, 10:42, More)

The ongoing saga of looking the other way.

(Thu 15th Feb 2018, 17:41, More)

Adjö, Ingvar.

(Sun 28th Jan 2018, 13:24, More)

Standing on the beach with a gun in my hand.

(Mon 20th Nov 2017, 15:28, More)

*rummages for imaginary wallet*

(Thu 9th Nov 2017, 14:46, More)

We want the finest suffering available to humanity.

(Thu 26th Oct 2017, 13:24, More)

Night Boat to Camden.

(Thu 12th Oct 2017, 13:32, More)

Your rhetoric and your propaganda aren't gonna save you out there.

(Sun 8th Oct 2017, 14:26, More)

The One Where They Resort To Cannibalism.

(Thu 21st Sep 2017, 13:39, More)

You in that dress...

(Tue 12th Sep 2017, 15:34, More)

8D

(Mon 11th Sep 2017, 18:07, More)

The White House should have revolving doors.

(Mon 31st Jul 2017, 22:09, More)

Dave "Slugger" Davis.

(Wed 21st Jun 2017, 15:59, More)

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(Thu 15th Jun 2017, 9:23, More)

Early days, but...

(Thu 8th Jun 2017, 22:29, More)

Meanwhile, on Tatooine...

(Mon 29th May 2017, 15:07, More)

Looking good.

Busted
(Wed 29th Mar 2017, 14:42, More)

We must perform a Quirkafleeg.

(Thu 16th Mar 2017, 13:02, More)

(Mon 30th Jan 2017, 16:01, More)

(Wed 9th Nov 2016, 16:17, More)

It's Hallowe'en, everyone's entitled to one good scare.

(Mon 31st Oct 2016, 14:46, More)

Boldly ho-ho-ho-ing.

Couldn't let the 50th Anniversary pass without some kind of something.

(Thu 8th Sep 2016, 15:59, More)

(Sun 17th Jul 2016, 16:36, More)

Hello.

(Sun 17th Jul 2016, 13:18, More)

Smoke and mirrors.

(Mon 27th Jun 2016, 11:31, More)

The gods have desserted us!

Full colour/size
(Thu 23rd Jun 2016, 14:51, More)

Jings!

(Thu 26th May 2016, 23:06, More)

Let's go avenging.

(Thu 26th May 2016, 14:15, More)

Should've logged in, earlier.

(Mon 11th Jan 2016, 15:13, More)

Good moaning.

(Sun 6th Dec 2015, 21:34, More)

Draw me like one of your Martian girls.

(Thu 19th Nov 2015, 15:28, More)

Mountain cat is watching you ski

(Mon 9th Nov 2015, 22:50, More)

Who are you? What have you sacrificed?

Jellicles can and jellicles do.
(Wed 28th Oct 2015, 16:02, More)

(Thu 15th Oct 2015, 13:35, More)

Do you expect me to talk?

(Mon 12th Oct 2015, 17:55, More)

I told you it was Phillip, you liar!

(Mon 5th Oct 2015, 17:28, More)

Irrepressible!

Welcome to b3ta, headspace.
(Fri 25th Sep 2015, 13:40, More)

I like your flavour.

(Sun 6th Sep 2015, 18:17, More)

Windy Miller - Serial Killer.

(Thu 27th Aug 2015, 16:53, More)

Spaceship!

(Tue 18th Aug 2015, 16:03, More)

You're only making it worse for yourself.

H982 FKL
(Sat 4th Oct 2014, 11:26, More)

(Fri 1st Aug 2014, 13:06, More)

Lollipops, children!

Non-diet version
(Mon 14th Jul 2014, 10:23, More)

In other news:

(Sun 6th Jul 2014, 19:59, More)

Quite the conundrum.

(Sun 29th Jun 2014, 21:17, More)

(Fri 27th Jun 2014, 15:12, More)

It's that day of the year, again.

(Sun 4th May 2014, 11:18, More)

Some days you just can't get rid of crystal meth.

(Sat 3rd May 2014, 15:09, More)

Away put your weapon.

(Wed 23rd Apr 2014, 10:43, More)

Missed one.

(Sun 13th Apr 2014, 18:02, More)

Curse you, tiny toilet!

(Tue 8th Apr 2014, 13:48, More)

Can you dig it?

(Sat 8th Mar 2014, 15:27, More)

LV-4291

(Mon 10th Feb 2014, 15:30, More)

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(Mon 2nd Dec 2013, 13:42, More)

One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back...

(Fri 22nd Nov 2013, 19:14, More)

(Thu 3rd Oct 2013, 15:50, More)

Watch the skies.

(Fri 13th Sep 2013, 18:15, More)

Ungh! Brain freeze.

(Mon 9th Sep 2013, 14:08, More)

Hot town, summer in the city...

(Tue 3rd Sep 2013, 21:54, More)

(Tue 20th Aug 2013, 14:08, More)

The "Never Letting Go" Celebrity Special.

(Fri 16th Aug 2013, 12:37, More)

It's beautiful!

(Mon 8th Jul 2013, 9:57, More)

Apparently, Jimmy Savile was a paedophile.
(Mon 10th Jun 2013, 18:14, More)

What does the blowfish do, Jesse?

(Mon 25th Feb 2013, 20:35, More)

Does he sing treble? Did he gas the Jews?

(Mon 11th Feb 2013, 13:37, More)

Become vengeance, Darwin.

(Wed 6th Feb 2013, 10:38, More)

(Wed 23rd Jan 2013, 13:34, More)

F.A.B.

(Wed 26th Dec 2012, 17:46, More)

So farewell, Richard Parker, farewell.

(Tue 18th Dec 2012, 9:34, More)

Here comes Walt..

(Fri 23rd Nov 2012, 10:40, More)

Ha-ha!

(Wed 22nd Aug 2012, 16:01, More)

Here's to mowin' with a bow-legged woman.

(Thu 19th Jul 2012, 11:27, More)

(Thu 28th Jun 2012, 11:05, More)

Fluff can kill.

(Tue 12th Jun 2012, 16:29, More)

C . . . .

(Sun 27th May 2012, 14:40, More)

Make it 'fro!

Probably won't be around for the 10pm disco. Sorry, herman:D
(Sat 19th May 2012, 16:26, More)

Berk! Feed Me!

(Sun 6th May 2012, 15:57, More)

Just like that.

(Sun 1st Apr 2012, 13:30, More)

Redrum.

(Mon 26th Mar 2012, 14:52, More)

I'm backwards!

(Thu 8th Mar 2012, 12:52, More)

\o/

(Mon 27th Feb 2012, 21:20, More)

After all, we are from the land of chocolate..

(Fri 24th Feb 2012, 13:46, More)

Hard thyme.

(Mon 9th Jan 2012, 21:13, More)

(Sat 26th Nov 2011, 16:05, More)

#pandemic

(Sun 6th Nov 2011, 17:21, More)

Gimme the bat, Wendy..

(Fri 15th Apr 2011, 18:33, More)

Evolution is so yesterday.

(Wed 2nd Mar 2011, 12:37, More)

I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow..

(Wed 16th Feb 2011, 21:29, More)

Prepare the transit beam..

(Sun 26th Dec 2010, 14:03, More)

Yaaaar!

(Sun 19th Sep 2010, 20:28, More)

To everything there is a season..

(Thu 1st Apr 2010, 10:30, More)

'ten-hut!

(Tue 29th Dec 2009, 11:58, More)

A Fatal Exception 0E has occurred at..

(Mon 10th Aug 2009, 10:28, More)

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