poor colin
i'm sure he'd feel better after a nice hot bath. look, i've even got some comfy lettuce for him to dry himself on
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:15,
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"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:19,
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