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# i can't close my eyes
seriously, i can't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Well gouge them out with a spoon then!
or poke them out with needles. Or pour acid into them. THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX WOMAN! HAVE I GOT TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:25, archived)
# i can roll them up into the back of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:26, archived)
# That'll do!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Are you a fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:26, archived)
# no
extensive surgery has left me with very tiny eyelids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Have you scrolled down yet?
I know you like gore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:29, archived)
# i have now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:31, archived)