There once was a man from the Cape,
Who bumfucked a barbary ape.
The ape said 'You fool!
You've got a square tool
And you've buggered my arse out of shape!'
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Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:14,
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Awesome.
I'm going to commit this one to memory.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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