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# The Girl From Brazil...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# there once was a girl from Devizes
whose breasts were different sizes
one was so small
it was nothing at all
and the other so large it won prizes


(best said in a Wiltshure accent!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Lets face it
Most things sound better in a Wiltshire accent!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I just tried saying "You've got a purty mouth"
in a Wiltshire accent; it didn't sound better.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# there once was a young man from gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
his wife said "jack,
if you don't put them back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash 'em"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# There was a young lady from Leeds,
Who ate a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour,
Her head was a flower,
And her bum was a tangle of weeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
# There once was a girl from Hunstanton
who's lymericks didn't rhyme
or scan
They ended too soon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# ahahaha
i'm going to steal that one if that's ok with you
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# be my guest
I'm sure its a variation on one I heard myself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# There once was a young girl called Maddie
who went on hols with mummy and daddy
Much tapas was eaten
wife katie got beaten
so they sold her off to paul gaddie
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:53, archived)
# ahem
The pop trio Sister Sledge,
took turns mooning from their window ledge
Whilst one story down
the maestro James Brown
showed off his meat and two veg
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# A young man from Bromley called Mick
Was raping a goat with a stick
He threw up in its arse
and with a rare touch of class
Bent down to felch out his sick
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Speaking of places in Kent
Ashford's a place where I went
to buy squirrels with tits
and some elephants' clits
And to arse-fuck an elderly gent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# There was a young man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He fell on a rock
And split his cock
And now he's got a vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# There once was a man from the Cape,
Who bumfucked a barbary ape.
The ape said "You fool!
You've got a square tool
And you've buggered my arse out of shape!"
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Awesome.
I'm going to commit this one to memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# There was an American fellow called Danny,
Whose knack at modelling heads was uncanny.
But he never took part
In other people's art,
So ended up flat on his fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# (lol)
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# On fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# ooh
controversial.

^ and what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:12, archived)
#
i guess that was fully deserved, and wonderful rhyming.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)
# There was a young vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were unusually stable
So by the light of the moon
She took out a spoon
And drank herself under the table
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
# yuk!
and I saw Salsasnack for the first time this week too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# There was a young man in a pub,
This limerick is a stub
You can help wikipedia by expanding it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
win!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# brilliant! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)
# about my comment on your last picture
I didnt mean that as a bad thing if anything i meant it as a compliment
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
#
what comment were you referring to?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
#
There once was a man called Gandhi
Who went to the bar for a Shandy
He wiped off the froth
With his great loin cloth
And the barman said "Blimey, that's handy"
(I helped save b3ta! BNG likes eating biscuits, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# haha, you are Stanley Rogers, film score composer AICMFP
videosift.com/video/Smith-Jones-Stanley-Rogers-film-score-composer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
#
This was from the good ol' Goon Show.
(I helped save b3ta! BNG likes eating biscuits, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# oh.
*hands back £5*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)
# there once was a nomad whose hut
was made out of Big Daddy's gut
his friends said "cor blimey,"
"this interior's slimy"
and since then he's lived in a nut
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:17, archived)
# There was a young actress from Crewe
Who remarked, as the Vicar withdrew
That, "The Bishop is quicker and slicker
And thicker
And two inches longer than you"
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:33, archived)
# There once was a hooker from Crewe
who filled her vagina with glue
she said with a grin,
if they pay to get in,
they can pay to get out again too.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:45, archived)
# There was a young girl from Devizes
Whose breasts were of two different sizes
One was quite small
And did nothing at all
The other was HUGE and won prizes
(Carlosfandango, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:00, archived)
# There once was a fellow named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
I have to admit,
She smelled like shit,
But, think of the money he saved...
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:30, archived)
#
can someone write a limerick about nipples that talk spanish. free shoes to the first who does
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)
# There was a young girl named Batista
Whose breasts both conspired to defeat her
When they spoke Catalan
Her friends they all ran
And the tits just said "Hasta la Vista"
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)