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# There once was a fellow named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
I have to admit,
She smelled like shit,
But, think of the money he saved...
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:30, archived)
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can someone write a limerick about nipples that talk spanish. free shoes to the first who does
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)
# There was a young girl named Batista
Whose breasts both conspired to defeat her
When they spoke Catalan
Her friends they all ran
And the tits just said "Hasta la Vista"
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)