There once was a hooker from Crewe
who filled her vagina with glue
she said with a grin,
if they pay to get in,
they can pay to get out again too.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world.,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:45,
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There was a young girl from Devizes
Whose breasts were of two different sizes
One was quite small
And did nothing at all
The other was HUGE and won prizes
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Carlosfandango,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:00,
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