I read that as:
You gotta help me goatse!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:56,
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well, first you need a ring
put it on the correct finger
then you need the required amount of glistening
and get ready to s t r e t c h
I'm sure there is a reference diagram somewhere
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:58,
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