There was a young chav from Vange
Chatted a girl up called Ange
She went white as a sheet
By the smell of his feet
So he shoved his boot up her flange.
(Chatted a girl up called Ange
She went white as a sheet
By the smell of his feet
So he shoved his boot up her flange.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:12,
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There once was man called Raoul
Who committed a murder most foul
The papers did gloat
About all they knew about Moat
That they made him throw in the towel
(Who committed a murder most foul
The papers did gloat
About all they knew about Moat
That they made him throw in the towel
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:29,
archived)
There was this thug called Moat
Held a swnoff gun to his froat
Surrounded by plod
The silly old sod
Fired it and blew off his boat
(Held a swnoff gun to his froat
Surrounded by plod
The silly old sod
Fired it and blew off his boat
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:54,
archived)