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# The Legend of Hoarding Bear

Junk or sex? A terribly tough call for anyone, let alone a hoarding bear...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I choose option C
Junk in the trunk. You cover both A and B then
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# fixed
Junk spunk in the her trunk. You cover both A and B then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Inspired as ever
and YAY! We finally have a board of today stuff!!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Why not to get
chained married.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
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fyi - this is loosely based on a true story of two bears I knew, but they weren't grizzlies, they were polar bears. sorry for misleading anyone, just wanted to clear that up.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# the bear in the pic is brown leading me to believe this is about an Ursus arctos or Brown bear
There are several recognized subspecies within the brown bear species. In North America, two types are generally recognized, the coastal brown bear and the inland grizzly, and the two types could broadly define all brown bear subspecies. Grizzlies weigh as little as 350 lb (159 kg) in Yukon, while a brown bear, living on a steady, nutritious diet of spawning salmon, from Coastal Alaska and Russia can weigh 1500 lb (682 kg). The exact number of overall brown subspecies remains in debate.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Polar, soon they'll have nowhere to hoard anything...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
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they could eat the eskimos then use their igloos for themselves....or will they melt, too?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Nah, give the bears speedboats confiscated from Somali pirates.
That'll sort it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Is that
George Bluth?
(brandt, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
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the bald head is actually gorbachev - he has the scar but you can't see it in this pic...good call tho
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# After looking at her........
I'll keep the junk!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
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but she's not even pictured!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Ah, so that's MR bear wearing the girlie specs
He should've gone to specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)