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# Why not to get
chained married.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
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fyi - this is loosely based on a true story of two bears I knew, but they weren't grizzlies, they were polar bears. sorry for misleading anyone, just wanted to clear that up.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# the bear in the pic is brown leading me to believe this is about an Ursus arctos or Brown bear
There are several recognized subspecies within the brown bear species. In North America, two types are generally recognized, the coastal brown bear and the inland grizzly, and the two types could broadly define all brown bear subspecies. Grizzlies weigh as little as 350 lb (159 kg) in Yukon, while a brown bear, living on a steady, nutritious diet of spawning salmon, from Coastal Alaska and Russia can weigh 1500 lb (682 kg). The exact number of overall brown subspecies remains in debate.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Polar, soon they'll have nowhere to hoard anything...
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
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they could eat the eskimos then use their igloos for themselves....or will they melt, too?
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Nah, give the bears speedboats confiscated from Somali pirates.
That'll sort it.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)