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[challenge entry] These dumb Catholics will buy any old shit.
* Guaranteed 100% Fresh each morning. Limited stock.


From the Pope Merchandise challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I've just eaten thanks
*adblocks*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# It's ok.
It's a fake pope poop. *


* Be wary of cheap imitations.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Does it come with or without steam?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I don't think you can use Steam to download it, No.
It has to be delivered in the traditional way.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Okay, do we get a choice between corn and peanuts?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# You have to negotiate that with his holyness 24 hours in advance
Which reminds me of a TV show I watched several years ago that interviewed an Australian prostitute.

One of her clients liked her to eat a big bag of peanuts the night before he visited so he could pick out the nuts and eat them... Thank you for listening.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Wow, honey roasted.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)