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[challenge entry] Ages 2 and upwards

Is how they like them.

From the Pope Merchandise challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
# who? nazi swimming instructors?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Nazi popes
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# ah, i see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
# I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
# neither do i
i was just being polite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:31, archived)
# why start now?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:31, archived)
# because i'm very angry tonight
and i'm clinging to civility to stop me from going round and punching my mum's boss in the fucking face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# the best course of action is to suppress the anger
then when you have dwelt on it enough allow it to all come out in a flurry of rage, when you come around from the rage black out flee the scene of the crime
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:38, archived)
# i have a secret weapon
when my mum finds out tomorrow how he spoke to me tonight, she's going to go off like a rocket.
he will be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# well if it was towards you then go around and rip his head off
if it was towards a family member you need to be careful you don't get them sacked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
# she should leave that shithole
she goes in early and stays late to clean up, despite the fact that the cleaners are better paid than her. he almost bullied my dad into working tonight, despite the fact that he only got out of hospital yesterday after having his leg operated on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# it might be worth haveing a friendly word with him
alone
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:56, archived)
# wouldn't work
he thinks he's god, the prick. anything he says is automatically right. one of his favourite customers is a bent copper, who's allowed to stay no matter what shit he causes, because prick face knows he can use him to get his own way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# any cock munch can be a landlord
why do they think they have ultimate power
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:00, archived)
# fuck knows
he's always been like that. i'm smarter than him and i've proved him wrong a few times, so he's got a problem with me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Oooh, What did mum's boss do?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:44, archived)
# mum works in a pub
he's fine sending me upstairs to take change or bottles, but when i went up before to say goodbye to my mum. he snarled at me thast i was taking the piss and, if i went upstairs in HIS pub again, i'd be barred. it's not like nobody's allowed up there or anything, it's just a function room. he was being a prick, plain and simple. i don't give a fuck who he thinks he is, NOBODY tells me i can't say goodnight to my own mother, especially when i'd just made sandwiches for him and his greedy bastard bar trolls and took them round there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:50, archived)
# *puts ear to wall*
sounds a right CNUT
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# oh, he is
worst thing is, my niece's christening is there tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# bless.........................funny tradition though ain't it?...I've often thought
some paedo pourin' water over babbies!@#$%^&*.....maybe if it was the parents pouring it would be more wholesome....not some freak in a smock
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# i won't be going to the church
my family is well aware of my views on religion, so they're not expecting me to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:13, archived)
# are these nazi wind breakers for on the beach?
well the germans take all the best spots so they might as well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Okay, I'll admit it, my post was shit.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:09, archived)
# one of the unwritten rules of B3ta
never show weakness
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Message received,
think I had the right idea, just need to work on the execution.

It's times like these that we miss the prophet Hicks the most.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
# it fits better then most of the stuff in the challenge
a lot of people (me included) will post smart arse remarks, don't take them too seriously most if it is tongue in cheek. there was nothing wrong with the picture or the execution, stick within the FAQ and you can't go wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:30, archived)
# was ok
fits the brief too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:19, archived)
# LEAVE HITLER ALONE!
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 2:31, archived)
# .........................huh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 5:10, archived)