How come these celebrities claim to love their fansBut the moment you try to love them back they're all calling the police and shit?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:45,
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Because the fans specialise in a special kind of loveThe one that overstays its welcome and ends up groping Scarlet Johannson.
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Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:47,
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And that's a ... that's a BAD thing, is it? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:49,
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Only when the cops come a knockingand give you the dreaded "restraint order"
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Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:50,
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Oh now come - that IS flirting, Shirley! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:55,
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