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[challenge entry] Someone's been stealing
my bandwidth...

And they've used it all up!

From the Modern Fairytales challenge. See all 241 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Arf!
Yes, that's how to truly modernise this fairytale!

How are ya, don't see you around enough nowadays...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Not too bad :-)
Cool new job...need more money...

Hehehe... I'm usually here in a happy silent way tho ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Yay for that
and who doesn't need more money? Ok, lemme rephrase: who doesn't want more money? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Hehehehehe...true ;-)
I seem to be on a permanent £2 per day budget tho ;-)

Maybe I need to sell my ass? That should fetch me at least £1.50 extra a day ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Hehehe
I wouldn't - no offence, you're a dude and everything; but so'm I, and that's where it falls down...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# I spend £2.06 a day Monday - Friday
FACT

And doo fuck all over the weekend FACT
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Yay!
Someone with my kind of budget ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)
# but I only work 3 hours a day
so I eat before I go out then get summat when I come back...But even when I went college I still managed the £2.06 a day budget...

£63 a week

£10.30 on travel

£20 to mummy for what ever she spends it on...

the 30 squids for myself...but I hardly spend it...so my bank account will soon be quite good!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)