HOW did that bloke get the job as presenter?!
'Ok, first question: Are you able to look at a camera?'
'no'
'PERFECT! you've got the job!'
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Victor Meldrew,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:21,
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"are you able to repeat exactly the same information that has just been said not 5 seconds before, with dramatic music? "
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:01,
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