Question?
If soap cleans you, why doesn't it clean itself?
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Rhino Pokus,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:57,
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it lacks personal hygene
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:58,
archived)
Because
It's made of rendered down donkeys.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:25,
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