I have a storyette...Band I know played a fancy marquee-in-castle-grounds wedding. A huge palette of profiteroles was purloined and put on top of the van for later. Don't ask why they put it on top of the van (they're daft) but while they were onstage it rained and they returned to a chocolate cream Transit. Sadly, no photographic evidence exists for their stupidity on this occasion.
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