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[challenge entry] So...yeah....

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(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Penis.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:34, archived)
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I wish someone was nice enough to get me a cake like that.

Sauce.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# That's not a nice thing to say about my mother.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# You're right, it's not. Sorry Mu.
It is true though :P
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# that's not icing he's leaking
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# No it's a creamy filling ;)
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# THAT is an eclair and a half
:D
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
# and a couple of cream filled profiteroles too - yum
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I have a storyette...
Band I know played a fancy marquee-in-castle-grounds wedding. A huge palette of profiteroles was purloined and put on top of the van for later. Don't ask why they put it on top of the van (they're daft) but while they were onstage it rained and they returned to a chocolate cream Transit. Sadly, no photographic evidence exists for their stupidity on this occasion.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I declare !
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Hide the Claire
edit: y'know cos it rhymes and everything
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# And a new euphemism is born.
Hiding the chocolate eclair
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# No sorrry
I don't really like chocolate or foamy cream.
If a new euphamism is going to born it better be bloody serious
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Of course a good eclair has natural whipped cream not that fake foamy stuff
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:11, archived)
# I'm not a fan of chaux pastry.
It's not cake, it's not pastry. Make up your mind before you bake it!
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Of course it's a pastry that's why they call it choux pastry
I used to bake my own eclairs and profiteroles and tasted 100 times better than the shop bought ones.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)
# If you can drown in it then it isn't pastry.
:(
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# haha then it's uncooked choux pasty you have issues with.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# there's your problem
you're meant to eat it, not swim in it. profiteroles are nyom.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
# The chocolate and the cream are nyom. The profiterole itself is just a rubbish, chewy, tasteless lump of carbohydrate
used as a vehicle to get the chocolate and cream into your mouth without getting your fingers sticky.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# not if they're well made
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Well made choux pastry fills up the most possible space with the least possible actual pastry.
Pastry chefs will try and fob you off by saying it's supposed to be "light", but it amounts to the same thing.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# i like choux pastry
almost as much as the cream and chocolate
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Then I endorse this vehicle for it's delivery of chocolate and cream into my mouth
but I disagree as I think the pastry is actually nom and acts to balance out the sweetness of chocolate and cream and give more sustance and texture to an otherwise overkill of sugar.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:35, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Don't bring reason and logic into my mindless prejudice against choux!
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:39, archived)
# :D
I used to work in a bakery so I love proper eclairs, profiteroles, home made pork pies, sausage rolls etc.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# can i come and live with you?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
# As long as you do the washing up :D
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:49, archived)
# just don't buy fairy or morning fresh
or i'll itch like a bastard
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Good
I fuckin hate whippy cream and crap chocolate
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Yeah the ones you buy at the supermarket don't use chocolate
they use a sugar icing made with chocolate powder - I hate that they do that. Mine was always 100% pure chocolate.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# stop!
i want chocolate, but i have none!
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# You know your eclairs commade
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Come the revolution all the fake eclairs will be put against the wall ;)
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
# *volunteers for wall duty*
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Considered yourself volunteered, soldier.
Lemme see your war cream face
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# you really don't want to see that
oh, you mean the face i'd make to scare the cream, don't you?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:44, archived)
# I scream?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:48, archived)
# not as such, no...
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
# I do declair !
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:11, archived)
# luck mate
1 am ave most grabpst of englsh lanuage. Last thing i need is ewe conusing me
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I'm acting baaaaaaaaaaaaaadly . . .
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 1:03, archived)
# nsfwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I like cake, but I think I'll pass on this one..
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I'll have your slice then.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)
# *passes plate*
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Like this?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)
# haha saucy
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Self saucing.
Like all the best desserts.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Where's the nuts ?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Don't make fun of him it's not his fault ;)
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# That settles . . . or should I say . . . unsettles that !
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Probably...
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Is this all made of shit and wank?
Like the wankey shit demon
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
# the golgothan of the cake world
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# I think the one on the right
is about to lose their cherry.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:35, archived)