
had a spider appear from under the kitchem worktop last week.....f*cker was at least 3 inches across!
woke up in the middle of the night needing to take some cough medicine and walked into the kitchen....he was nowhere to be seen...phew I thought....i'm having cold shakes anyway...
so I take the meds (i've taken so much cough syrup I should change my name to buttercup!) and put spoon in sink and the f*cking thing was hiding under a plate! christ he was like lynford christie on speed!
so it was mano a arachnid...with a girly scream I turned on the tap and washed him away!
brrrr.....cold shakes just thinking about it :(
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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woke up in the middle of the night needing to take some cough medicine and walked into the kitchen....he was nowhere to be seen...phew I thought....i'm having cold shakes anyway...
so I take the meds (i've taken so much cough syrup I should change my name to buttercup!) and put spoon in sink and the f*cking thing was hiding under a plate! christ he was like lynford christie on speed!
so it was mano a arachnid...with a girly scream I turned on the tap and washed him away!
brrrr.....cold shakes just thinking about it :(