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# who says spiders aren't nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Spiders with tophats, I might invite in for tea, but will never allow them to spend the night
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)
# well, that's understandable
they do like tea, though.
keep them away from the coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Just keep him
Out of the bath.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Phooey . . . if I had known that your spider was so nice .. . . I wouldn't have acted so terrified !
Something Had To Be Done
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
# your image has fred krueger
my favourite horror movie villain!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# At least your spider is nice and tasty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# *imagine a post that i made that looks abit like this*
huzzah!
g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
# g'night skuggles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)
# have this instead


g'nite y'all
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# eight legs has my spider, my spider has eight legs
AND A FUCKING HAT
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# yes. yes he has.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I do hope that is a knife jammed in his head.
Ive smashed 3 of the bastards in the last few days. Coming in my flat, spunking their webs all over the shop - tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)
# total respect for 'em me
ever since the Attenborough series ....awesome variety of techniques...and just the plain old web blows me away...their sensitivity is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Spiders in hats
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:29, archived)
# 'kin hate them....
had a spider appear from under the kitchem worktop last week.....f*cker was at least 3 inches across!

woke up in the middle of the night needing to take some cough medicine and walked into the kitchen....he was nowhere to be seen...phew I thought....i'm having cold shakes anyway...

so I take the meds (i've taken so much cough syrup I should change my name to buttercup!) and put spoon in sink and the f*cking thing was hiding under a plate! christ he was like lynford christie on speed!

so it was mano a arachnid...with a girly scream I turned on the tap and washed him away!

brrrr.....cold shakes just thinking about it :(
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)