he's a genetically modified potato
marvelous thing science
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:59,
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Unfortunately, in order to develop eyes and limbs they had to reduce the IQ below that of an average potato.
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Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:06,
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Well he started out as human
but they decided he'd have a better life as a potato.
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Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear",
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:09,
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