He smokes cocks.
Or at least pretends to smoke.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:08,
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Nicorette cocks?
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:18,
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Is that like a pen-shaped object with
limited doses of semen for those trying to give up cock smoking?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:21,
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