They make moneyby selling that drivellous backstory to geeks, though.
All that sort of stuff comes from the fanfic-shit-dressed-as-novels that is the Expanded Universe. Every last muppet from Jabba's Palace has a crappy story about them. All those teddy bears on Endor have life histories. George 'Fatneck' Lucas approves it all to feed his main-lined cholesterol habit.
Star Wars was a fun film, but the shite that came after is the pits. Someone should have just burst the fat fucker when he first tried calling Star Wars 'Episode IV'.
(All that sort of stuff comes from the fanfic-shit-dressed-as-novels that is the Expanded Universe. Every last muppet from Jabba's Palace has a crappy story about them. All those teddy bears on Endor have life histories. George 'Fatneck' Lucas approves it all to feed his main-lined cholesterol habit.
Star Wars was a fun film, but the shite that came after is the pits. Someone should have just burst the fat fucker when he first tried calling Star Wars 'Episode IV'.
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
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