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i'm not sure why

but i did find a vid of boobies and cats while i was looking for sorce pics, so it was worth it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:01, archived)

*boke*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:01, archived)

this is making me lol like a mofo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:03, archived)

zoidberg's mum?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:04, archived)

i was thinking something along those lines

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)

just as long

as you didn't have your hand down your pants while you were thinking it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:08, archived)

.... and if i did?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:10, archived)

then you should be punished

and deeply ashamed.
you should also never be let loose in a sushi restaurant.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:14, archived)

*discreetly removes hand from pants*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)

My immediate thought:

"Negola dewaghi wool dugger?"
"He doesn't like you."

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:07, archived)

his friend doesn't like you, either

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:08, archived)

this is why sc-fi is so revilled by the mainstream

you don't get whole fucking sites devoted to the backstory of the dreadlocked cop from Leon, or the waitress that serves sally in 'When harry met sally' because they are incidental characters with no purpose other than to propel the main narrative of the film

it just seems so very tragic that little geeks bother their arses to make this shit up

no offence, like

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:20, archived)

I'm actually inclined to agree

Just the first point of reference google fell upon

nothing like not leaving the mystique in a film alone so you can take it how ever you want from the experience. I gave up on the expanded Star Wars franchise long ago when I saw where it was going

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:23, archived)

good lad

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)

So very well said

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)

*soothes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)

They make money

by selling that drivellous backstory to geeks, though.
All that sort of stuff comes from the fanfic-shit-dressed-as-novels that is the Expanded Universe. Every last muppet from Jabba's Palace has a crappy story about them. All those teddy bears on Endor have life histories. George 'Fatneck' Lucas approves it all to feed his main-lined cholesterol habit.
Star Wars was a fun film, but the shite that came after is the pits. Someone should have just burst the fat fucker when he first tried calling Star Wars "Episode IV".

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