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# I went into a DFS once
They kick me out, how was I suppose to know that it wasn't a lazy boy chair with a toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:20, archived)
# that surprises me
i thought they'd have wanted you to leave a deposit on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I was told the furniture at DFS is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)
# just make sure you smell that brown leather
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# + covered in
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# It was after I got kicked out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)
# You know what would make DFS better!
Midgets
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# midgets improve any situation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
# This is 100% true
More so if they start fighting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:28, archived)
# I would pay a premium to watch midget cage fighting
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
# You get your moneys worth
They love a good fight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
# midgets are great
unless you need something off a high shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Just throw them up to the shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:29, archived)
# i saw the words "just throw them up"
and my mind finished the sentence quite differently...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Hey, if you want to eat them, then that is up to you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:33, archived)
# who mentioned eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
# it's rude not to swallow
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)
# that's what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I'm just trying to work out the logistics of sucking a midget off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# i'd suggest sitting them on a ledge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:57, archived)
# thank you I was just about to google video search
I might do the search anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
# don't forget the tissues
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Welcome back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:24, archived)