Yea, it IS written, that thou shalt name this The First Law of furball dynamics.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:28,
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the second law of furball dynamicsis that you don't talk about furball dynamics
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:32,
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