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Money exchanged is for time and companionship only.
Anything else is a matter of personal choice between consenting adults.


Woohoo! You got a picture on the front-page! Congratulations!
But we are trying to keep things tidy, so please don't edit your post to thank anyone (the mods, magic donkey, your mum, …) as it'll only have to be edited out again.


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(Thu 25th May 2017, 20:55, More)


(Sun 14th Aug 2016, 1:10, More)

(Fri 2nd Oct 2015, 10:59, More)

(Wed 8th Apr 2015, 20:46, More)

"Yes, very funny, Mister Sulu. Now put the old one back, please."

(Mon 30th Mar 2015, 0:21, More)

imma google glass his face if he doesn't shut up

(Mon 9th Mar 2015, 20:13, More)


(Sun 1st Mar 2015, 2:03, More)

i'm recyclin' it

Click for 1MB version that isn't optimised to fuck

(Wed 28th May 2014, 21:54, More)

mods are asleep, post dogs

(Mon 28th Apr 2014, 0:21, More)

bleep bloop

(Sun 23rd Feb 2014, 3:07, More)

So like, yeah. This.

Ta for the fp :)
(Sun 16th Jun 2013, 1:30, More)

Also, not very compo relevant at all etc etc

(Thu 6th Jun 2013, 14:29, More)

(Sun 10th Jun 2012, 0:26, More)


(Mon 7th May 2012, 13:02, More)

Kitten, skateboard etc :)

(Mon 5th Mar 2012, 11:32, More)

Also, nwot:

(Thu 17th Nov 2011, 20:38, More)

Cheese Factory Willie

Click for 900k version.

(Tue 29th Mar 2011, 14:49, More)

Started trying to teach myself Blender a few weeks ago, so have a thing what I is quite proud of:
way too much time on my hands, I know ...

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(Tue 28th Dec 2010, 10:36, More)

Every high-flying executive needs one

(Thu 18th Nov 2010, 23:15, More)

Is it time for beheading?
Hooray! I have done an picture

(Sun 17th Oct 2010, 21:56, More)

evening all

(Fri 8th Oct 2010, 0:02, More)


(Mon 12th Jul 2010, 20:40, More)

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» Party Tricks and Secret Talents

10/05/15 Entry 710 (BBC).
Examining the big ethical and religious issues of the week on Sunday Morning Live.

My reflexes have been honed by three years of obsession. With an 'Eddie Eye' and split-second accuracy I am now able to hit 'pause' at the exact moment when the largest area of underwear is on display. I hope that you, faithful reader, will understand my little joke, I was of course referring to the famous sportsperson, Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards. I have a poster of him on the wall, just underneath my infant school swimming certificate and the A2 '2013 London Marathon' stills.

Today's outfit: Sian is sporting a pretty navy cardigan over a blue dress with a diagonal neckline: the angle descending from the outer collarbone and meeting on the sternum at approximately rib 5. Slight suggestion of upper curve of breast, quite tastefully done however. Simple gold chain necklace with a small opal. Basic ladies wristwatch. Two pearl earrings. Same makeup as previous three weeks. Hair has slightly more blonde in it. Left leg over right when the time comes. Sexy inviting black panties on show for 0.6 seconds at 03:51 in from end of title sequence. Must remember to bookmark this for repeat viewings, it is one of the finer sightings in my archive.

3 minutes 42 to reach orgasm.
11cc of ejaculate produced.
Today's receptacle: 'Norwich City FC' mug with broken handle, contains week-old coffee and an estimated 3mm thickness of mould. It was about time I threw that old thing out anyhow.

(Fri 15th May 2015, 0:12, More)

» Christmas Tales

My name is father christmas and i live in lapland. it is fantastic. i bring your seasonal gifts. i like seasonal gifts. one time you lit a fire. i went down your chimney, but the flames burnt my feet. i didnt like it

(Sun 29th Dec 2013, 14:52, More)

» Lego

(Thu 24th Oct 2013, 15:34, More)

» Screwing up at work

Five years ago I had a job as a heating/aircon engineer.
The job was hellishly boring and involved a lot of crawling about in confined spaces, most of the time for the same one client with an antiquated system that really needed ripping out and completely replacing. To keep myself amused during lunch breaks, I smuggled a small quantity of soil up into the top office's roof, reasoning that with the humidity and warmth it would probably be ideal conditions to get some seeds started. Soon enough, I had a tiny fruit and vegetable patch going.

It was only discovered by accident, when the King Edward crop expanded beyond the edges of the ventilation channel's top panel and a few tiny potatoes fell inside and were sucked away, to end up falling out of the ceiling onto the conference table, right in the middle of a board meeting. My boss demanded to see the 'garden', and I was out the door later that day. The letter of reference he grudgingly gave me said just four words: 'grows misc on duct'.
(Wed 1st Jun 2016, 22:32, More)

» Life Hacks

Avoid drowning under the weight of your enormous, blubbery torso by adding salt to your private swimming pool.

(Fri 29th May 2015, 9:13, More)
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